So I have been in Montana for five days now and it has been interesting to say the least. I am in the middle of prarie country, no mountains in sight, just miles and miles of sky along the horizon and it is absolutely beautiful. The plains around here are flooded in about three feet of water though. The farmers will be unable to plant their summer wheat. But don't worry, Uncle Sam will still pay them.
Some observations about Montana so far:
1. Life moves slowly here
2. Men like their woman to eat desert
3. Drinking and gambling are essential to a small town existence as evidenced by the abundance of bars, saloons, lounges and casinos in a town with only one grocery store
4. Only one fast food restaraunt in needed
5. It is acceptable to bring a dog literally everywhere with you
6. The federal government hates people who live in Montana and has hired a witch to turn them all into buffalo
Well I better get back to work. Photos coming shortly.
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